Friday, December 8, 2017

BLOGMAS DAY 8: Gift Guide

As Christmas day is approaching more quickly than we can realize, you may be scattering and rushing to think of gift ideas for that one person who never know what they want. While normally you buy gifts specifically, things that you know people have really been wanting, let's face it: you dropped the ball big time this year (and I don't mean on New Year's Eve). You can't be that person who doesn't buy gifts for people, but what can you give them last minute?

Not to worry, I am here to help! Here are my best  gift ideas for this Christmas, I hope you find it helpful!

(These can all be found last minute, gaurunteed!)

1. Paying Off Student Loans
Are you struggling to think of a gift for that graduate or soon-to-be graduate niece or nephew? I have the perfect gift! Offer to pay off all of their student loans, they'll love you forever. You'll be rememembered as the best gift giver ever! 

2. Commitment 
This gift is perfect for that couple in your life who just can't seem to get it together and get married already. Give them the gift of commitment, and you're also giving them a long-lasting, blissful marriage! 
(Perfect also for your own significant other who doesn't seem to get the message. This will scream "Marry Me" without an actual proposal!)

3. A Bill Organizer
This gift just keeps on giving. It perfectly organizes your bills by month and category, which helps constantly remind you that you'll probably never be financially stable. It'll stare at you every morning and remind you that your drowning in the burden of overpaying for things that the world tells you that you can't live without: heat, water, electricity, Netflix. The perfect gift for any adult! 

4. A Child 
Who doesn't love a sweet, small little baby? The gift of a child will place an unbelievable financial and emotional burden on anyone for at least 18 years, most likely more! This gift includes sleepless nights AND angsty teen years, batteries not included! A gift that lasts a lifetime, unlike any other! 

5. A Hostile Political Climate 
There's nothing like watching the left fight with the right, get your loved one a front row seat to constant disrespect, hate, and corruption this Christmas. It'll be like a trainwreck, you don't want to watch but you can't look away! 

6. An Uncertain Future 
Adventures are fun for all, the priceless gift of confusion anxiety is an adventure easy to give to anyone this Christmas. That lost feeling and worry that you might ruin your life is only 85 years of payments at only $19.99 a month. Order today and you can get an incredible amount of student debt along with your uncertain future!

I hope this gift guide helps you find the best gift for your friend or family this gift-giving season!
Merry Christmas! 
KD 










****Disclaimer**** 
This is all in fun, I think children are wonderful, and I am in a very committed relationship, don't take anything seriously. 

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